haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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