i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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