So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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