Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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