having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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