I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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