he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
you never un-have a 4some
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