We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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