morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
