We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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