I am full of burrito and curiosity
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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