spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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