Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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