When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
