I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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