looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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