dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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