People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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