i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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