put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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