it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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