He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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