hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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