dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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