Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
