What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
