Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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