Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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