Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He did a backflip because drugs
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