I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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