I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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