My brain says no but my pants say off.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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