Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
