dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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