We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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