Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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