If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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