Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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