this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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