If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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