But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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