i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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