he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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