What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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