honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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