i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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