ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
this just has baby written all over it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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