i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.