At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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