Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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