The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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