Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
