do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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