He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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